Sunday, June 19, 2011

You wait !!! SToppppppppppppppppppp!

My friend Suzuki was staying at my house for a few days,after arriving from Tokyo.
While I went for works, she was doing her own little advanture, including , explore things in my fridge.Her international license was expired,so she couldn't drive.
I told her,i bought a few things,bread,cereal,juice ,eggs etc in case she wants to have breakfast before going out.

I called her from the office just to make sure she is fine.
I suggest her why don't you whip some scramble eggs etc?
She was telling me she found Kaya ( jem kaya) dalam fridge, and she likes kaya so she will just have it with bread.Simple.And she said she found garlic butter spread etc...

I was like.............

"Wait !!!..tungguuu..tungggguuu!!!" jerit aku,as i think half of my office could hear my voice.

"Why?" she asked me?

I said..." Suzuki!!!I am a really a single person!!" .

"so?" she asked me back with confusion..

"meaning...u you have to really check the expiry date of what ever you see in my fridge before you consume it !!..Check firstttt pls!!!It might has expired", i explain in desparation.

The truth is, I don't even remember ,when did I ever bought kaya jem????
And, I am a single person who eat outside alot,and I don't really replenish my fridge .
And if ever happen she eat anything and cause something...errrrr..... I don't want to be a killer...ok?

She aggree with that and giggle .."aiyooo...tak payah lah kau bimbang..aku ok jer...infact,aku sukaaaa kaya jem kau tuh,tapi,apsal masam ek???"

"Tuh lah minahhhh!!!benda tuhd ah expired..jgn makan!", tapi aku mmg tak ingat aku ada jem kaya dalam fridge aku??????

So the whole day I felt restless,my friend might got killed eating thing from my petisejuk.
But she keep giggling and said she is OK..so..lantak ko lah labuuuuuu..

So,the first thing Idid when I reached home was, asked her.."ehhh..ko ok??ko makan kaya jem expired ehhh????"

Dia berjalan ke peti sejuk and took it out and show me..

"Ni haaaaa....sedap tapi maasammm lah kaya jem engkau"...

I almost fainted!!!

The misterious kaya jem was acctually ..
"Asam Jawa EXTRA Adabi".


HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

KAHKAHKAGKAGAGAGAGHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Accident at causeway...

taxi aku kena langgarrr..or lebih tepat, taxi aku langgar kereta depan dia, dan BAS( !!!) langgar belakang cab aku...GEDEGANG !!!!!

opocot!!

ok,bila accident atas causeway,tehy have to decide, nak panggil polis singapore or nak panggil polis malaysia ,bergantung,kat belah mana benda tuh berlaku.Atas causeway tu u ols,ada sempadan yerr...
walaupon...err..walaupon, kalo ikut sejarah( err..mood tour guide aku dah mai,kena pandai bab2x sejarah..kekekekekke)..ok..wlwponnnn yg bina causeway tuh kerajaan johor..dan kita biayai sepenuhnya..err..hmm..tak sah ek sgpore ni kalau tak kiyasu..matiklahhh,kutuk.
aah..biarlah mereka memikirkan nya polis mana depa nak panggil........aku dah lambat pi keje..so aku kuar cab,sinsing seluar aku dan tahan kereta lain ala-ala hitch -hike nak tumpang sampai kastam sinagpore pon jadik lahhhhh................................sedih noks,takde org nak benti.Sedih ker tak????
punay lah banyak kete yg lalu lalang atas tuhhhh...keji korangg kan!
terkapai2x mangsa accident yg ramai2x nih kannnn,ala2x model melambai-lambai...............aku memang buat muka tembok.
helooo..bangla kenalah muka tembok.
menjadik!
ada satu kereta ni berenti..baikk hati betul nak hantar kami sampai town.
hmm..patut ah dia benti dan tolong kitorang,dia ni pawancha(?)/taxi heremss ghopanyaaaa.....

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Finally..

Finally,this weekend,i am at home,and do my favourite things,which means DO NOTHING.

But,since my little crib are now looks like it just got hit by a hurricane, I got to lift up some muscle and do something bout it...

laundry...clean the bed room, lipat kain baju that forever sitting on the laundry basket/some on my red sofa ( ArRRGgghhhhhhhhh....i don't like this task kerja lipat kain ni..can't they invent a machine to do this ?ANd the bad news is no such thing invented yet, anddd,i still have to do it myself.)..and....mop the floor,scrub the toilets....

**Out of many places that I ALWAYS keep it clean is..my kitchen!!


yeah.i think i lost atleast 600 gram of my weight by end of those task..no?

And this afternoon, I will do either one of these...

1.swimming

2.jogging at the Istana garden
**I was there yesterday evening,and to my dissapoinment,a lot of part of the garden has been closed from the public,hamba rakyat biasa.I heard the new S*lt@n have decided that.
AWwwwww..rakyat semua hampir murka!

3.DO some cardio at the gym

Let see,which one is going to happen..HahahahHHAHH!

non of the above happen.hahaha!krohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Friday, June 10, 2011

what kind of blog..?

I am trying to write..errr..blog ..differently than what I have did before(yeah,I used to have a blog that I thought it is interesting)..sOooo....here..now...I keep write,I published it,and put it back to draft again,when it start to similar again ...erkk..so,it is hard to become someone else right?Or,it is hard to be someone better?

Hmmm...solution?

Just write whatever I feel right,or whatever I feel to write?

**roll eyes..